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Description: "Maude, Al, if those hamburgers are ruined, I won’t be responsible.” - Floyd

Description: If you want to show your love for the podcast but want a cleaner design, this is for you. Works well on any color background.

Description: Two Chairs No Waiting Andy Griffith Show Fan Podcast

Description: This was the official design for the 10th Mayberry Meet-up in honor of Betty Lynn. We've removed the text about the Meet-up because we wanted to continue to offer this fun Mayberry related design.

Description: Barn might not be a big fan of the number 13 but he sure enjoys the Mayberry Meet-up. The 2025 edition of this gathering of Mayberry fans is one you will not want to miss. Just bring your luck with you.

Description: This design was originally created for the 11th Mayberry Meet-up in 2023 but we thought it was fitting to update it to celebrate Don Knotts' 100th birthday on July 21, 2024.

Description: Official design for the 12th Annual Mayberry Meet-up. Get yours in time to wear at the July 19-21, 2024 event in Mt. Airy, NC!

Description: The Keeper of the Flame burned down his own barn while blaming Opie and the boys.

Description: Mayberry is more than a place, it's a state of mind.

Description: Look at the way those eyes follow you.....it must be the lightin'.

Description: The bulletin board at the Mayberry courthouse is something Barney takes pride in taking care of so don't go messin' it up.